OCTOBER : The Month Men Think They’ve Invented Fitness

October rolls in, the sun actually stays out for more than ten minutes, and suddenly every bloke decides he’s a “fitness guy”. Not because he’s exercised no, but because he thought about it while walking past a park. He’s convinced he’s shredded. He’s convinced he’s athletic. He’s convinced he’s one warm day away from being scouted for professional sport.

He starts doing that weird stretch before getting out of the car. He talks about “getting back into running” while eating a sausage roll. He buys a water bottle he’ll never use. He stands in the yard shirtless for no reason, looking off into the distance like he’s waiting for a drone to film his comeback montage.

Never mind that he spent winter wearing underwear that should’ve been buried in a shallow grave. Now he’s reborn. A bigger lad with a spring breeze in his shorts and a level of confidence that can only be described as Olympic‑grade delusion. He’s basically a suburban Hercules, minus the muscles, plus the attitude.

Partners, ladies, innocent bystanders, brace yourselves. He’ll start talking about “leaning up”. He’ll do one push‑up and need a three‑day recovery. He’ll walk around like he’s carved from marble because he took the stairs once.

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